backwater swamp

1. A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea.

2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.

1. "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry."
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."

Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "

Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"

by Emithises March 16, 2017

Swamp johnny

The act of taking a poo

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!

by jaime207 February 21, 2021

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

Swamp dwellers

a term for ugly swamp dwelling monkeys in the deep swamps of Louisiana

there are swamp dwellers in that restaurant over there.

by Swamp dwellers September 1, 2021

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018

Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

by Gronkum July 19, 2016

Shrek's Swamp

The best (void)Discord Server ever. Literally, if you are looking to hold a conversation about your favourite sex toys come here! We also Edate here.

Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.

by Eggoette August 23, 2020