ROBERT

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..

Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

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Robert Smart

I hate him

Honest to god I hate him and his name, Robert Smart

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Robert

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He stole my heart in a moment. Time froze.
He is everything I ever dreamed of by just being himself. I love Robert so much. Nothing will ever be the same again.

Robert is my one true love. (I hope you
come back) love n.r

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Declan Roberts

A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."

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Robert

A gentleman of Chinese descent, possessing a deficiency in intellectual acumen, woefully struggles with the art of badminton, and regrettably exhibits an overall lack of proficiency in embodying the rich cultural essence of his heritage; as a consequence, he often finds himself repelling the affections of the fairer sex.

Bro Robert is not Chineese

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