When a male ejaculates in another's (male or female) butthole. Then the recipent of the ejaculate will shake the sperm in his/her butthole for exactly 39 seconds. The recipent will then shoot out the sperm onto the toe of a baby. It is best when the baby is under 6 months.
Optional: You may then cook the baby.
Optional: You may then cook the baby.
Hey dude! I just got the best Magic Fountain Ride from Nick the other night! O and that baby was delicous.
by Matt Harry March 30, 2008
A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.
Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...
Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...
Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!
by whiskey_6 January 02, 2009
The sexual act of a woman pouring Vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it up while getting the man drunk in the process. The term magic trick comes from making the vodka disappear into the asshole and then making it reappear by licking it out.
Bro Charlie just got the wettest Russian Magic Trick from his girlfriend!!! I hope he wiped really well before it...
by FindMakarov69 November 16, 2011
Lube for a booty juke} Also known as BHM. Common forms of BHM include, KY Jelly, Anal Ease, Astroglide, Crisco, cooking oil, Penoil 10W-30, dish soap, grease from McDonalds, Vaseline, Jello, Turtle Wax, and soul glow.
by Trick Booty August 22, 2006
A sexual act of a bald woman performing oral sex, while the man shakes her head and asks her a question.
by WiseYoungOwl August 12, 2017
Fairy that comes to your house in the middle of the night when you have a TON of dirty dishes and just zaps them away to the middle of the sahara desert. OR: When something isn't where you KNOw you left it.
"I SWEAR my XBox was right there and I woke up this morning and it's like the Magical Dish Fairy came by!"
by Poetaetoe Face January 15, 2005
The act of studying all night in college using adderall, not sleeping that following day and going out to drink later on that night. You're physically exhausted but your mind is entirely active. Party that night and experience the magic carpet ride.
by R 2.0 February 29, 2008