Chicago Dog

When you take your penis and have sex with only a person's butt cheeks. Sliding back and forth like a hotdog in a bun. Eventually climaxing and releasing the spicy mustard.

That lady has such a wonderfully round ass, I would love to give her a chicago dog.

by PlumpFrankfurter March 5, 2010

Crack Dogs

These dogs are usually Yorkshire Terriers or any other small dogs that could be owned by a gay couple. In this case the small crack dogs will bark and yelp at anything. They make high pitched noises that are beyond 33 decibels. Their noises cannot be blocked. Yorkshire terriers are perfect crack dogs because they will bark whenever rival drug dealers are on your turf. However, other than making noises, these dogs are useless. People who own crack dogs do not have many friends because people in the neighborhood can never get a second of sleep without hearing constant barking.

Fawn Do always has his crack dogs, including the leader Willie, barking at night to protect his house from police invasion.

by the sleepless one September 1, 2009

bird dog

(noun) a guy who is primarily interested in romancing other people's girl friends. Immortalized in the 1950s by the Everley Brothers in a song of the same name.

"Hey, bird dog, lay offa my quail!
Hey, bird dog, go chase your own tail!"

by anarcissie May 30, 2008

fucking the dog

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006

Dog Wack

Taking ones dog and shoving it into a pillow case then hitting someone in the face with the dog inside the pillow case.

I knew a guy once who was killed in a violent dog wacking.

by Made In Dade December 9, 2008

Treasure Dog

A gay lover

You are my only treasure dog babe.

by Wolfy Girl February 10, 2009

Lying Dog

A sexual position where the bottom dog lies flat on their stomach. The top dog then mounts them and enters from behind. This is the first step of Cave Canem. It precedes Doggystyle.

Sometimes my wife is so tired she can barely keep her eyes open after dealing with work and the kids. Usually, she still wants to do the Lying Dog.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010