A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.
2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.
3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.
2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.
3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008
Get the Face Cookie mug.That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
by Hey boss November 30, 2016
Get the "Cookie" jar mug.The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012
Get the The Cookie Monster mug.by John Schnatter February 16, 2010
Get the cookies in the street mug.A insult used in gaming langauge, much like nubcake. this word is normaly used when some1 says somthing completly stupid and some1 else calls them a nubcookie for their stupidity
p.s Every time the word nubcookie is used by a person/s 1 pound sterling is to be donated.
p.s Every time the word nubcookie is used by a person/s 1 pound sterling is to be donated.
by Mikelol March 18, 2009
Get the [nub cookie] mug.Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.
Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!
by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021
Get the Cookie simp mug.She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.
by The Metal King October 20, 2016
Get the Bitch Cookie mug.