the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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Bull schnogies

When a bull has been running too much, and sneezes its "schnogies" on you.
DUDE. that bull just sneezed Bull schnogies all over me!
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Darkside bull

In sexual kink community, a dominant non-monogamous sexual partner (often male) who gets significant sexual gratification from degrading a cuckhold. A partner in a Hotwife/cuckhold/Bull relationship
Wendy: "Our new bull is such a darkside bull, he made Bill sit on the floor and watch as he soaked my panties in my juices then the bull stuffed them in Billys mouth.
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Bull-Shoney

A combination of "bullshit" and "boloney" (bologna, for you literals)

An cleaner and funnier way to say bullshit or baloney.
Jane: You know Harvey drank your orange juice, right?
Shawneka: Aww, that's some BULL-SHONEY!
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bull cunt

a cross between bull shit and dog cunt... Used to describe something you have absolute hatred or annoyance for. Usually used when describing a thing or event.
'Seriously? That party was bull cunt!
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Bull Swarky

A word used to describe a bad situation. Equivalent to Bull Shit.
My brand new car just broke down!!! Aint this some bull swarky?

Milk is 4 bucks up there! Bull swarky!

Your girl cheated on you? Thats that bull swarky!!!
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