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Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.
Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.
by JeauxMama September 18, 2020
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Austin

Austin is a straight lady getter, he has a bunch of girls wishing they could date him when he Dosent even try he has a gf most of the time, he is a very sexy,funny,cool and charming guy. That’s where he gets all the girls from ladies get wet all the time when they see him, let’s not forget about his massive 10inch dick that he has he usually has 3 sums with girls so he can share himself more often
by Lady getting Austin February 3, 2020
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austins dad

hes somewhere in the milky way or maybe further...
by BTS DOG EAATER November 13, 2022
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Austin

Usually a white guy with a long hair, and beautiful brown eyes. He has a monster dick coming in at 127 feet long and 53.6 feet wide. He will most often be found doing some dumb shit, like very dumb shit. dumb shit inside of dumb shit type dumb shit. Very attractive, and overall the perfect man.
"Hes so perfect looking, he must be a Austin"
by Greg147_RedDragon January 2, 2022
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Austin

Is a boy who will steal your heart and keep it safe he's the boy you'll want to spend the rest of your life with. You and him will fall in love instantly and neither of you will want it to end. You both know it will last forever because of what you both have. Austin is the boy of your dreams. With his light brown hair and those light brown green eyes that are somewhat hazel like, a smile that is contagious, although he is a little short. He makes up for it in another area(iykyk). He's so attractive and very hot. You will never want to take him for granted. He really does try his hardest even when you think he's over all amazing he won't feel like it so constant reassurance is needed. He's perfect but he's just a boy. But that boy will make you smile everytime you think of him. He will make everyday worth living. He will make you feel like he gave you the world. You'll often think how did I get so lucky to end up with this magnificent Austin. Well simply by being you. He loves you so much. He has layers yes and it is so worth the time to understand him. You'll find yourself daydreaming about how amazing he is. Austin is the guy you want to meet your family with. Hes the guy you want to show off to everyone you know to let them know what perfection truly is. Austin is a one of a kind guy never ever let him go. I love my Austin
Trevor: "Did you meet my friend Austin?"
Lilly: "yeah"

*he's so amazing*
by Justanotherrandompersonwhoknow December 24, 2022
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Austin Sabel

A flakey best friend who doesn't always know what's going. Gets in trouble way to much.
My coworker, Austin Sabel, isn't all with it all the time
by Kissmeaustinsabel May 23, 2018
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Austin Bell

Austin Bell is a dooche bag at times. Austin bell is a fuck and at times can be a cool dude as well. Bell is known for Fuckin Dudes and banging Chicks.
Dang There’s Austin Bell
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