Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020

Fantasy Wank

A wank using your imagination of a particular fantasy e.g fucking your neighbor or teacher or mum or dad

I enjoyed a pleasurable fantasy wank last night over my sisters hot friend

by Max Pickard June 1, 2018

wank bucketedness

When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.

Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.

Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.

by Johnny6162 September 15, 2022

Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.

Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob

by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020

Eco Wank

Having a tug while listening to erotic noises coming from your housemates bedroom.

I had an Eco Wank last night while Vitu was banging is bird.

by Loverat101 October 22, 2019

Wank shit

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself

oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.

by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018

Wank Fiend

A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone

Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend

by Dr. Schmedt May 18, 2018