Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.

Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"

by Chaz114 February 16, 2010

bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011

blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.

What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.

by Jewwow November 23, 2011

Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.

Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.

by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012

Milk Salad

A man who chums on his/hers partners face who is a vegetarian.

The man made a milk salad all over his girlfriend.

by XXDirtyDrewXX July 15, 2014

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

Vinegar Salad

The act of shitting on your sex partners chest and continuing to urinate on the shit you have just taken on their chest. The urine acts as a vinegar dressing to the Salad (shit) :)

Gregory: Hey bro have you ever dished out a decent vinegar salad?

Adem: yea bruhh i put a bit of extra vinegar on the salad too. it was raddddd

by Davo249257 October 3, 2016