road rules

Your mother

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

road rules

What you say if you think a road is neat.

This road rules!

by PigsCantFly July 25, 2003

Road Test

A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.

I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!

by MikesQueen October 17, 2015

Country Road Bag

In the city of Melbourne, country road bags are everywhere! They are usually worn by 12-16 year old males who desperately plea their mother for weeks to get this ridiculous bag. If you got one, you probaly got one because you want to be popular and hang out with the trendy losers.

Me: Look at those guys with the country road bags coming out of that train!
Louis: 1,2,3,8,17,35...
Me: Stop it... the amount is infinite. this HAS to be the work of terrorists...

by cl4viin July 23, 2009

Dutch Road Runner

A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser

Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!

by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010

Texas Road Sign

Put hot sauce on your arm and shove it firmly into your significant others butthole

Levi and Karen did the Texas Road sign,both had a firey ass

by KEATONANDGEAR November 29, 2017

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013