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Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
by DrSmall October 21, 2020
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Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th
Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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Small-dickedly

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.
My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.
by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021
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i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player
by DrSmall October 21, 2020
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Small dickin

Small dickin aka “power tripping” is when an individual is being petty, using their power to belittle someone or they are just plain out acting like a person with a small dick.

Originated in the Bay Area by T
Mr Haley was small dickin today, giving extra homework because the class was too disruptive all 3rd period
by T2raw July 4, 2022
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small living

Relating to; small fortune

He who makes enough money to survive, pay the bills, et cetera. But does not make enough currency to purchase fancy, luxury things.
The man who plays those instruments on the side of the streets surely makes a small living off of the overwhelming amount of pedestrians.
by your rеal name May 30, 2023
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