Noun.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
Tiger Woods: "Oh God. My wife is going to kill me when she finds out!"
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
by TheCrimson December 05, 2009
There are many different levels of rock. They range from the tapping of the foot level to the head banging level. Each level creates a different feeling in the person listening. The highest level is what some would call a music orgasm. Best found in "Knights of Cydonia" by Muse.
by Ameco January 20, 2009
Something, someone, or an action so awesome that the audience's facial expressions are forced to respond.
past tense: rocked face
present : rocking face, rock face
past tense: rocked face
present : rocking face, rock face
by JimmyTehBanana September 07, 2006
by CDNMind February 03, 2010
An awesome man with an elephant penis. He must wrap his penis around his waist 17 times before he puts on his pants.
by Detroit Chilling July 18, 2010
A genre of music that combines forms of jazz and classical all under the umbrella of rock. Progressive rock is generally distinguished by its use of nonstandard timings, chords, keys, and effects, as well as utilizing other effects that are not generally found in popular music, like feedback.
A common misconception about progressive rock is that it's nothing more than music to listen to when you get stoned, which is not true. Sure, it may be considered trippy or psychedelic, but by no means was it written by or for stoners. In fact, the level of complexity in some progressive rock songs is surprising.
Another misconception of progressive rock is that it's just noise thrown together to sound vaguely like music. This is also not true, or for most bands at least.
Pink Floyd is generally considered to be the first and best progressive rock band of all time, and is defined by their career during the 70s. Their late-60s career is mostly classified as psychedelic rock, and their late-70s to mid-90s career is generally classified as plain old, uninspired rock, or just total crap.
Some other famous progressive rock bands include Radiohead (post-OK Computer) and Dream Theater.
A common misconception about progressive rock is that it's nothing more than music to listen to when you get stoned, which is not true. Sure, it may be considered trippy or psychedelic, but by no means was it written by or for stoners. In fact, the level of complexity in some progressive rock songs is surprising.
Another misconception of progressive rock is that it's just noise thrown together to sound vaguely like music. This is also not true, or for most bands at least.
Pink Floyd is generally considered to be the first and best progressive rock band of all time, and is defined by their career during the 70s. Their late-60s career is mostly classified as psychedelic rock, and their late-70s to mid-90s career is generally classified as plain old, uninspired rock, or just total crap.
Some other famous progressive rock bands include Radiohead (post-OK Computer) and Dream Theater.
- Dude I got high last night and listened to Pink Floyd records for like five hours! It's the best hippie music ever!
- Umm...okay. Pink Floyd's progressive rock, not hippie rock, but whatever.
- Umm...okay. Pink Floyd's progressive rock, not hippie rock, but whatever.
by Spença B July 19, 2006
A so called "gang" loated in Stock Island, Florida, a mile away from Key West. The gang is mostly composed of fake ass highschool guys who wear ridiculuos clothing. They call themselves "Stock Rock Chicos" or if it is a female she is reffered to as a "Stock Rock Chica". If you ever encounter a "stock Rock Chico" on the streets, DO NOT be alarmed. They are extreme cowards and are basically just kids who will have absolutely no life after highschool.
Todd- "Yo look at these dumbass looking kids on Duval st."
Billy- "Oh don't worry those are just Stock Rock Chicos; little children pretending to be an actual gang"
Todd- "Wow, that's gay"
Billy- "Oh don't worry those are just Stock Rock Chicos; little children pretending to be an actual gang"
Todd- "Wow, that's gay"
by Bsmokeg May 04, 2011