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Toe jam wedgy

A recently developed wrestling/submission hold, in which the opponent is placed in a prone position, the legs are folded at the knee, ankles are crossed and the underpants are pulled as to hook the toes under the waistband.
Holy hell, he totally toe jam wedgied that kid. That was an epic toe jam wedgy.
by Scott the zippy December 28, 2011
mugGet the Toe jam wedgymug.

Penis Pussy Jam

The product of intercourse where a child is successfully conceived and born.
by ColdplayFan72617 April 17, 2022
mugGet the Penis Pussy Jammug.

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement
Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam
by Guy F. March 28, 2022
mugGet the Texas Traffic Jammug.

You got no Jams

Namjoon said this to Jimin when Hobi was trying to roast him in english
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- February 9, 2021
mugGet the You got no Jamsmug.

Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”

Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”

Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022
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make a cold jam

"Last night we make a cold jam at her place."
by Billy007 April 14, 2012
mugGet the make a cold jammug.

slutty slam jam

the act of slamming (aggressively thrusting) a male's gentiles either around or inside a female's oral or genital region. This may be an act of force or an act of mutuality.
some guy to his sexual deviant friend: yo you get some slappy last night with that girl?

sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.
by slutter November 25, 2007
mugGet the slutty slam jammug.

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