The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.
"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."
by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009
Get the Double Log Jammug. Showing affection to oneself or significant other via intercourse or other sexually pleasing acts whilst using jelly jam as lubricant and “ jamming “ it. To increase the effectiveness of the word people may also listen to jelly fish jam and watch the jelly fish jam episode of spongebob.
by Grubby fingernails September 9, 2019
Get the Jelly fish jammug. by artbee September 25, 2010
Get the jamming your joystickmug. Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam
by Moped mania March 17, 2021
Get the Toenail traffic jammug. the act of slamming (aggressively thrusting) a male's gentiles either around or inside a female's oral or genital region. This may be an act of force or an act of mutuality.
some guy to his sexual deviant friend: yo you get some slappy last night with that girl?
sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.
sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.
by slutter November 25, 2007
Get the slutty slam jammug. Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022
Get the Jam the Shelf Angelmug. 
Get the make a cold jammug.