Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

solo nut

An act of ejaculating by yourself without the help of other people (or animals)

I just performed my first solo nut because my mom threw away my hard drive that had 1 terabyte of porn.

by kidboiboikid March 5, 2020

nut hopping

when some one follows u around every were and agrees to what ever u say. then does it to another person.

person1. yo that girl pussy stank.

person2.yea i know

person3. no i don't

person2.yea i know it don't

person1. man u nut hopping

by shawnie0915 January 8, 2010

nutting up

"Going crazy" or "manning up"

I'm was so mad, I was nutting up in there!
Why don't you try nutting up and ask her to the dance?

by Melhon96 April 18, 2016

Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.

Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!

by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014

fuhshizzle nut

its used for whatever you want it to be used for

yo whats that over there?

o um its the ugh (you forget)..its the fuhshizzle nut

by urbanassaultvehicle August 27, 2010

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020