New Jersey

The Best State in the country! People that hate New Jersey are true lusers. This state is the best for a million reasons. One reason is because it has the best beaches in the world. Another reason it is the best is becuase every part of NJ is REALLY REALLY REALLY rich! It is also the wealthiest and most expenicive state to live in! (average home cost in NJ is over $700,000!!!!!!) Thats Hott.
Q: Where you from?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Jeez, you must be super rich.
by Katie Morei March 25, 2005
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New P'Acne

Short for "New Pussy Acne" and pronounced "new-PACK-knee". It's when you are with a new lady and due to the eating of the new pussy you get an acne breakout around your chin and at the sides of your mouth.
After I hooked up with LaTisha I had New P'Acne for like, 3 months!
by bettysaidwot October 21, 2008
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New Rochelle

were French, Jewish,Mexican,Italian and African American people try but fail to live in harmony creating a dip shit high school and for some reason asshole mother fuckers from the Bronx are always starting fights at the movie complex downtown. (New Roc City)
Did you see Shaniqua, she just got jumped in New Roc city.(New Rochelle)
by egr eg June 28, 2011
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New Light

Someone who won't make the public event heroic, and or won't get the rez.
Friend: did you get your Heroic Public event bounty done.
You: no there was a new light
by Fullmaester November 19, 2020
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new broom

new company manager ( aka new boss !!!)
new broom said " all right people if you have more than 10 years with this company pack your bags you are fired !!!.
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 21, 2007
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New Fat

A specific type of person who is in disbelief of his/ her obesity and dresses and acts as they are not fat. Similar to New Money and Old Money.
New Fat Bitches need to stop wearing yoga pants.
by bbuehl792 October 28, 2015
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ass news

(ass news) being fired, ect, being on the receiving end of bad news, (example) steve went in to the office today only to receive ass news. (the boss informed him that he was fired )
steve went in to the office today only to receive ass news. (the boss informed him that he was fired )
by Peewee123 July 11, 2014
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