Hunter and mustache rides

When Hunter sits on Lawnburger face after he eats a lot of corn. Lawnburger eats that shit for days.

Hunter eats Mexican corn and sits on the dollar store mustache and lawnboy eats whole kernels of corn. Hunter and mustache rides!!!!

by Edwardjizzerhands March 9, 2026

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Chocolate covered mustang

when a Latin female has a nice ass and body but and ugly face.

Hey G! Look at that chocolate covered mustang at 5 o’clock!

by Kaystorm16 November 10, 2025

middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache

bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches

by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010