Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️

Ur mum is ugly 🥰

by spacelings September 11, 2020

Mumming

Verb -To coddle or be overprotective of your usually adolescent child causing annoyance and irritation

‘ stop mumming ‘ ( after being asked several times if they need a lift , are warm enough or are they hungry by their mother ( or care giver )

by Pjbones June 1, 2019

Mumsy Mum

Opposite of a MILF.

Normally in the 37 to 47 age range.

Keeley looked like a proper Mumsy Mum at the school gates today

by Erik ten excuses October 21, 2023

your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

Ya mum

Comeback of the century

Him;u look like a frog
Me:ya mum look like a frog
Him:I go beat jo ass
Me: I beat ya mum ass

by Ok u gay October 25, 2018

Your mum

Mckenzie fucked Liams mum and the vagina with the lube in the wardrobe and condoms

I fucked your mum (aka Liams mum)

by Granny fanny May 4, 2020

Your mum

A very kind a genourous person who will help anyone or anything in need. Just kidding she’s a slag

Your mum gay lol

by Dislocatedpussyhole December 22, 2018