Candy mountain

Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.

Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"

by Oxfordicktionary November 4, 2021

Mountains

Sometimes they can be massive hooters (boobs/tits/breasts) but there mainly Anykind.

Mountain: Singular Boob

I know you seen them mountains.

by HolyDavid September 18, 2021

rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.

Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place

by Rmt223 July 12, 2017

the mountain between us

sophisticated idiom for "the friendzone"

It's so nice laying here gazing at the stars... just you, me, and the mountain between us.

by oneofamind October 4, 2017

rocky mountain fisting

Fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings.

Damn bitch, we was Rocky mountain fisting all night long.

by Bob 696969 May 30, 2017

Beaver Mountain

A very puffy pussy

That fat bitch had one hell of a beaver mountain.

by richard_harry February 25, 2022

Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 14, 2025