michael watts

the best dj in texas. chops and screws songs for swisha house. right hand man of mike jones, magno, chamillionaire, slim thug, 50-50, etc.

mike watts is the shit

by ian the d May 16, 2004

Michael Jackson

The greatest pop singer of all time. Nobody compares.

he's innocent, that michael.

by |-{ F8 }-| April 06, 2005

Michael Moment

A moment in your life when/where Michael Jackson had an effect on you.

My Michael Moment is when i froze for a coupla seconds after watching his famous moonwalk for the first time & i tried to imitate it. It made me say is definying gravity? Did he really just do that?

by Likcwhoaa July 08, 2009

Michael Jackson

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.

Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH

by R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON January 03, 2010

Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 04, 2009

Michael Gambon

A horrible actor who ruined the character of Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies. He has not read the books and yet is somehow permitted to play Dumbledore, which he fails miserably at. He loses his temper at Harry and starts screaming and shaking him, which the real Dumbledore would never do. He also ties his beard in a ponytail.

Michael Gambon made the Harry Potter movies even worse than they already were!

by the elven archer November 17, 2006

Michael Jackson

the king of pop, a man that changed music forever (so stop hating, you know he's the man)

listen to all of his music, its all good

by Goldeye March 15, 2005