Minecraft

Every Fucking 9 Year Old: It’S bEtTeR tHaN fOrTnItE!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!

Guy 1: Hey Wanna Play Minecraft!
Guy 2: No, I Can’t, I Only Have An Xbox 360
Guy 1: Don’t Worry I Have An Xbox One, We Can Play Through Cross Gen Play!
Guy 2: LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!

by EmperorLemon July 10, 2023

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

Minecraft

Lifeless as all fuck with devs that don’t support it properly

The inferior version of terraria

Weirdo: hey want to play some minecraft

Me: GTFO play terraria

by THEFINALCHAPTER April 6, 2021

Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

Minecraft

Minecraft is a fun game online game

I play Minecraft today while eating lunch

by mor73 September 27, 2023

Minecraft

A fucking god send when us humans were only just mere brainlets.

Person1: haha I like fortnite.
Person2 shut the fuck up you mere gremlin Minecraft is the best thing ever received upon this cursed world.

by Daddycallmecarson July 1, 2019

5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft youtubers about the dangers of swearing

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber. He was up there with the greatest of all time until a person smaller than him called Best Trends made a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn" which brought him to his knees when an earlier video of his containing him saying the f-word was featured in the video. Now, Mike is in a mediocre 9-5 clerk job at a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!

by OninIsNotSomebody July 2, 2024