left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

Left-over car

That one car that teenagers drive that used to be their parents

I got my moms minivan, it’s the left-over car

by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

Left Meat

something wrong or incorrect

Dang dude, that was pretty left meat of you.

by Invokrah March 29, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left & Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The Middle To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The Middle To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The Middle To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025