knuckle magnet

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy
"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."
by Thekilz348 February 17, 2016
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Knuckle duster

When you take a pile of shit and your hand brushes the top of it while wiping
I took a massive shit yesterday, it was a real knuckle duster

I'm washing my hands, dusted those knuckles pretty good just now
by Knuckleduster March 21, 2023
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Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush
She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.
by boner_garage33 December 05, 2023
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Mind Knuckled

Verb, past tense. To be completely obliterated in the head or go blank, not remembering what you just said.
Man, this Han Solo Burger chronic has me totally mind knuckled, I can't even remember what i was just saying to you!
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
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horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.
Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!
by briansten March 05, 2023
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Queen's knuckle

Historically, a condition where one's finger joints are severely enlarged, particularly the proximal interphalangeal joint (middle knuckle). The term is thought to originate from Queen Victoria's preference for the condition when choosing her bath valets. Today, it generally refers to the middle knuckle of the middle finger.
My bath valet filled the bath to a depth just shy of a queen's knuckle, and then my bath valet furiously pleasured me.
by doctornonono January 01, 2021
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