by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022
by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 13, 2025
1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.
by Malicious Vicious Viscous Ben November 08, 2022
The Name Given to a man that will succeed in everything he does. He will be tall, tell good jokes and make a good lover in the bed. This person will tend to have the option of lieing and hiding the truth often, but will in time realize that he does not need to. Good in sports, art, navigating, and flirting he will paint a picture of himself to the world. If you come into contact with one be prepared for a wild adventure, with or without clothes.
Julius Jones Of the Dallas Cowboys 2008
by HANH REVELO December 21, 2010
by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 13, 2025
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