1. (noun) any underground male celebrity regularly mistaken as a homosexual or misogynist
2. (adj) a human state of being not gay
3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"
2. (adj) a human state of being not gay
3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"
1. A lot of viewers mistake Sean Patrick Hayes to be the character he portrays but he's not; he's a John Pai
2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!
3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!
2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!
3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!
by asubtleskoosh June 08, 2011
defines one who is purely awesome at nearly everything he attempts.
You either love him or hate him due to jealousy.
You either love him or hate him due to jealousy.
Kid: Man, Matt is such a John Nutt
Other: I was just thinking that!
Kid: We should see if he wants to hang out later
Other: totally!
Other: I was just thinking that!
Kid: We should see if he wants to hang out later
Other: totally!
by Adam Reece September 16, 2010
Bad Ass MoFo born in BA, Argentina. can't stay in one place for too long. loves you more than you might love him. musician/cyclist/skater/smoker. if you've met him, consider yourself lucky, cause he's always gone before you know it.
by fanatttttic February 04, 2010
The losing candidate of the 2008 election. Originally named John McCain until his concession speech in which he says "the failure is mine, not yours" He pretty much sets himself up for this one.
by McFailure November 05, 2008
An amazing band from Durham, Maine. You can listen to them here: Http://www.myspace.com/poorjohn or here: Http://www.poor-john.com.
Man, Have you heard that band Poor-John? they're incredible I think I'm going to go buy their album "This CD Made Us Broke..." Today.
by Matthew Caron March 23, 2007
Complete wasteman who constantly throws up, either on people or wherever he can. You can find him in either White Hart, G's Nightclub, Yates or at 3FC.
by Riddler23rko January 28, 2012
one of the most famous but unknown characters in seinfeld history. From the airport episode, he is Kramer's roommate from 20 years ago that still owes him 240 dollars from rent. He was last seen headed on a flight form JFK.
by Shickadance March 26, 2005