When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.
The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.
by Forevorhung December 19, 2014
Get the Crotch pocket mug.Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.
by ladyzoe December 27, 2016
Get the Pocket Crackers mug.1.Another word for vagina
2.What you'd call an emo kid
3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective
4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion
2.What you'd call an emo kid
3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective
4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion
you:Nathan c'mon get off the computer
Nathan:no fuck you!
you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?
Nathan:ehhhhh....
you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket
Nathan:mmm mhmmm....
Nathan:no fuck you!
you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?
Nathan:ehhhhh....
you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket
Nathan:mmm mhmmm....
by mexiCANDO October 20, 2008
Get the Cooch Pocket mug.A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.
I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.
by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007
Get the lonely pockets mug.To profit from something, or trun goods into quick cash
To sell an item for profit, usally small and stolen.
(Car Stereos & other Electronics, CDs & DVDs, Jewelry, Etc.) Often done by a Bum, Crackhead, or Hood Nigga
Or, to profit off of a job or task.
Aslo, to Pocket (Your, His/Her, Their) Worth, to kill someone for profit.
To sell an item for profit, usally small and stolen.
(Car Stereos & other Electronics, CDs & DVDs, Jewelry, Etc.) Often done by a Bum, Crackhead, or Hood Nigga
Or, to profit off of a job or task.
Aslo, to Pocket (Your, His/Her, Their) Worth, to kill someone for profit.
"I had to save up to buy the watch that guy stole, but he don't give a fuck, he's just gonna pocket the worth!"
"I don't need this shit anymore, so I'm gonna take it to the pawn shop and pocket the worth."
"I worked my ass of this week, but I'm gonna pocket the worth, it's cool."
"I heard there's a $20,000 hit on his head, let's take him out, and pocket his worth!"
"I don't need this shit anymore, so I'm gonna take it to the pawn shop and pocket the worth."
"I worked my ass of this week, but I'm gonna pocket the worth, it's cool."
"I heard there's a $20,000 hit on his head, let's take him out, and pocket his worth!"
by JGSR October 2, 2007
Get the Pocket The Worth mug.The act of performing sexual intercourse by thrusting ones member into the armpit of ones sexual partner, mimicking the feeling of a very tight, yet stinky vah jay jay.
My girl was on her period, and she doesnt do anal, so we did it in the dirty pocket instead.
anal definition #7
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by UNdRCvR LvR September 9, 2010
Get the Dirty Pocket mug.The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.
robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit
by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009
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