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brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.
Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.
by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017
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Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.
"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"
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angel brains

When a person is always thinking about the well being of others almost as much as an angel. Or a girl that once you have sex with her, your brain turns to mush because her vagina was too heavenly for you to even.
Stephanie's angel brains sent me straight to the E.R. it was so Godly.
by dstorm94 June 13, 2016
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clay-brained

When somebody is ignorant and their brain is full of mush and the person knows nothing
Your so “clay-brained” you don’t even know what 2+2 equals!
by Alyssa’s definitions May 4, 2018
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Dick Brain

When a girl with big curves walks by and you start thinking with your dick instead of your head.
John: look at that ass
Tyler: John why do you always have a dick brains hen you look at girls
by Herpesnothimpes February 16, 2018
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brain company

when one is receiving fellatio and a second fellator joined, they are said to be keeping each other in 'brain company'
Dude, Tonya was just watching the whole time, until her and Andrea formed The Brain Company
by definitelynotrussell January 17, 2017
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tane brain

A Butane induced headache from consuming a cannabis concentrate not purged of the aforementioned gas.
I smoked too much of that generic brand shatter and end up with tane brain.
by Gfunk66 December 22, 2019
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