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good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.
"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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Blueberry Morning

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021
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Morning purring

Morning purring is the female equivalent to morning wood. Created by Valcokr.
by Valcokr July 27, 2025
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morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023
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Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall
"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall
by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019
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