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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023
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Wayne Country day

A private school where rich kids go... When u walk in u will probably find Gucci belts and supreme bookbags
All the rich kids go to wayne country day school

I'm to poor to go to Wayne country day school
by Wayne country day school September 12, 2019
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Country

Not the same as suburban. Suburban is not everything that is not the city, suburban is the area around a city that is not urban or country.
Depending on what coffee table books you read, neighborhoods in upper Manhattan are suburban since they are not around midtown or downtown (and mostly residential/bedroom neighborhoods), and someone who wanted to talk shot about somebody's neighborhood or put it down could mention it, though you would think the way someone from the neighborhood describes their own neighborhood is accurate enough, without reading statistics about their neighborhood or going by a coffee table book. The same is true for many areas in many cities, a little bit of knowing what you're talking about is better than reading a book or what you think you know about something or someone. The country is not the suburbs and people who grew up somewhere that was not suburban at the time they grew up don't tend to have suburban values.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2019
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Country Boy

Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.
Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.
by Anus Destroyer 69 September 10, 2021
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country rap hype beast

what you listen when u would like to listen to sum smooth country but need to get hype up. sum good jams for this is sandy back allies, bitches in the boots, ripped jeans in New York, scruffy blunt
friend:man I want some country

friend 2:noo I want sum ting lit
me: what y'all need is some country rap hype beast
by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019
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