HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.

A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.

by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023

Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Hydro Homo

An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).

My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 23, 2024

Homo (Homosexual)

homo (homosexual) people are 10,000,000,000 times better than all y'all heteros (heterosexuals). if you didn't know, heterosexual is straight.

hi. i am a Homo (Homosexual) person. i am better than y'all.

by Bisexual and bitchy. November 16, 2021

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.

Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”

by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022

I Slept Like a Homo

the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep

Got railed by a bbc last night and I slept like a homo

by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025