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Hipster

Noun: Someone who drinks shitty beer and listens to shitty music while wearing mismatched clothes. All the while trying to be different they all look exactly alike. They are the most harmful when traveling in groups, or "hoards". Hipsters can catch unsuspecting victims off guard by their sheer numbers and intense pretentious snobbery. Alone hipsters are harmless and weak but in large groups they can turn even the nicest hang outs into cesspools.
That hipster can't put his iphone down long enough to enjoy his dirty jeans.
by Joec0ol March 1, 2018
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Co-op of Hipsters

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.
"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."
by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017
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hipster

A word that can be used to describe almost anyone. People are hipsters for liking obscure things, but they are also hipsters for liking mainstream things because that's "ironic". People are hipsters for latching onto a new trend, but they are also hipsters if they liked a thing "before it was cool." The word is mostly used by hipsters, because hipsters hate hipsters and are not aware that they are hipsters.
Make up your mind, am I a hipster if I drink microbrewery beer or if I drink PBR?
by SerenaBlackCat March 5, 2017
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Hipster

To make a product "hipster" is to remove a it from its origin, make up a story that you want people to believe about it (in regards to its source, the inspiration for the company), package it nicely and put it in a minimalist shop, and then charge people a lot of money for it so they think its special/new/different
This coffee shop is so hipster.

This restaurant tries to make Chinese food "hipster."
by Ms butternut March 8, 2017
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Reverse Hipster Hipster

Adjective
A reverse hipster hipster is much like a reverse hipster, if a reverse hipster was actually a hipster, if that makes sense, they simply express unpopular opinions as an attempt to look cool and different, but then suggests that people who disagree with him are in fact the hipsters, they're basically hipsters who are in denial.
"Minecraft sucks only hipsters like it" says a Reverse Hipster Hipster, this makes him a Reverse Hipster Hipster because he is expressing an unpopular opinion to look cool and different, but at the same time suggests that the ones who disagree with him are the hipsters.
by Cheeseburger Apocalypse April 18, 2016
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hipster yum

Brunch spots run by millennial hipsters who believe in organic, farm fresh ingredients, and wholesome food set in a restaurant with an industrial, rustic chic ambience with DAUP music. Best done after a night of drinking super cool PBR in hole-in-the-wall bars. Skinny jeans and thick frame glasses are recommended attire.
Bro, lets brunch at this hipster yum place in the upper west side.
by Swedishhiphop4life September 15, 2016
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post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
by Surlkone August 10, 2016
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