A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
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1.- To tell many lies or untruths.
2.To be inebriated to a point of rambling.
Origin Hitchin Hertfordshire 2011
1.- To tell many lies or untruths.
2.To be inebriated to a point of rambling.
Origin Hitchin Hertfordshire 2011
"i don't believe a word of that, you're full of hammers matey"
"Went out, saw a few friends got full of hammers and came home early the next day"
"Went out, saw a few friends got full of hammers and came home early the next day"
by redc85 January 16, 2014
Get the Full of Hammers mug.These two are very dirty minded! They are perfect for each other! They are both extremely short and are great toe lickers. They will always have feelings for each other and will have trouble letting each other go. They should definitely date!
Person 1: Halle hammer and Dylan iverson are literally perfect for each other!
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!
Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me
Person 2: I heard they were caught in the bedroom last night!
Person 1: Wouldn’t surprise me
by Bob rickie May 25, 2022
Get the Halle Hammer and Dylan Iverson mug.Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.
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