You Just Got Coached

when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.

person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"

by el Epico January 16, 2012

You just got Facebook'd

Also, Facebook'd, Facebooked for short.

When you get an outstanding kill, or completely embarrass you're opponent. By using the phrase, you are saying that you are going to go to theater mode after the match ends to upload the the clip to Facebook.

It's always best to taunt your opponent, and threaten them that all of Facebook will be able to see them get owned.

Applies to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 players. Due to the new feature that allows players to upload clips from MW3 to Facebook, the phrase was created by AP.

Headshot! +150

t Knickerbocker: "Wow kid, you just got facebook'd"
NoobWhoDied: "lol wat is guns"

Triple Kill! +250

Whole Team: "Wow those noobs just got Facebooked!"

by t0nydehtigeh November 16, 2011

The vecna got his ahh

A phrase to use if somebody gets hurt or dies. Can also be used in embarrassing moments.

Bruh 1: “My uncle is crippled since last week”
Bruh 2: “No way cuh, the vecna got his ahh. That’s what he gets for acting up”

by Goofy ahh cuh July 28, 2022

Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.

If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

by D20202000 February 1, 2022

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

u got probed

A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.

Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!

by indianmolester September 27, 2009

Yo, you got that

A manner in which one asks an acquaintance to partake in libations; usually at an inappropriate time, i.e. to have a liquid lunch or to have cocktails, only, for lunch.

John: "Yo, Lou, I had a long fuckin day. Yo, you got that".

Lou: "You know it like a fuckin poet!"

by Two for One April 23, 2010