Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 04, 2024

glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.

“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”

by Michael Callahan December 22, 2023

glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut

I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!

by Huffle-Puff-Daddy February 17, 2016

Consume glass

To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye

When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while

by Joe Bidome December 13, 2021

glass hound

I glanced Hound is a female or man that can find them anywhere and your crevice of your crack the crevice of a vagina the crevice in your cabinets or the crevice underneath your sink they can sniff it out miles away when you get home there will be you will feel violated and robbed

Oh my God I can't believe Josie glass hounded me I came home I could have swore I hid my dope in the wall that glass hounds smell them a mile away

by glass hound January 22, 2022

Glass boy

Someone who can go on a webcam and do whatever they want to because they are getting paid

(i just woke up from a dream and this is what they said a glass boy was)
girl:my brother is a glass boy
boy:i need some money, i want to be a glass boy
(is how it was used)

by baseball field August 27, 2022

yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018