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glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.
by Understatements January 8, 2019
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Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
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ama glass

A very large glass of wine. Most likely meant for three servings at once.
Wow, so you poured me an Ama glass?
by Akhad December 23, 2018
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glass

a material formed from the heating of silicon, typically sand.
gorilla glass 5.0 scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7
by RandomnesssE January 6, 2025
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there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism
Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?
by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024
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glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.
Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.
by SenorSloth October 6, 2016
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dirty glass

A small amount of alcohol or hot drink in a glass.
or like a quarter full cup of hot drink.
At a bar and you ask the bartender for a dirty glass cup of whiskey.

What would you want sir? Erm, I’d like a dirty glass of whiskey please!
by BlackBond April 28, 2024
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