fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!
by prankster-ou June 28, 2009
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by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016
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do not get involved in a Calgary Flame unless you can handle the emotional side effects of a long distance relationships.
by Sexydimma August 13, 2015
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by mr.vovkie July 29, 2018
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Get the Flame on recroom mug.A cold hearted person in real life but a warm hearted person online. He likes to draw, sing and more except for people sometimes. Never likes crowd as it is very annoying to him. Often depressing whenever away from phone but always happy to have it. Needs a true reason to live as nothing could fulfill his heart except the one he truly desires. Will easily fell in love with a sweetheart and often becomes lovesick. Never release his love because he will kill whoever takes his heart away. So please don't touch his senpai~ okay?
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