dump shit

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
by CGPsaint April 21, 2017
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Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps
Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.
by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017
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schlang dump

Sex move used when you deficate in or around the partners belly botton.
You ready for the best schlang dump of your life baby
by Captain pussy slayer April 18, 2015
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Front dump

When a person takes a long forceful piss
After those twelve beers I had a wicked front dump.
by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017
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No dumping zone

The period of time in which something bad happens during which you cannot break up with your significant other.
My girlfriend's dad just died. Guess she's in the no dumping zone for a while.
by midnightcookies April 28, 2011
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do the dumping

1) the act of doing the dumping means to dominate you're opponent or obstical in whatever sport or activity you decide to partake in.

2) "i'll do the dumping" a phrase used to intimidate oponents or rally together teamates.
ex. 1. "i was doing the dumping last night in halo"

ex. 2 " i'll do the dumping tonight at our game vs. HK"
by penguinchaser2 November 05, 2007
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Power Dump

A dump you take so fast that you barely even sat on the toilet
Why was That so fast? I took a power dump
by A weird Canadian July 02, 2018
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