dry ass patties

Jamaican patties that taste really dry

Steven eats dry ass patties every day

by SodaChan November 8, 2022

Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

dry creek dolores

A post-menopausal lesbian.

How dare she say my lemons aren't juicy enough. What would that dry creek dolores know about juicy?

by Mean Rodney September 11, 2011

Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020

Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc

This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.

No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.

by Arron j smith January 25, 2022

Dry my swimmers

The act of cleaning up your cum after ejactulating

After I busted a nut, I dry my swimmers

by Marleysj May 12, 2018

Wedge in a dry one

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022