An upgraded version of small dick energy.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.
If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
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