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Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
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Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa
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!: 100% Red doing this for attention
!: 100% Red doing this for attention
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Get the the Second Coming mug.The proper past tense of the word "come up". This is more proper than "comed up" and head and shoulders better than "came up", which only sissies say. Its identical twin opposite is "come downed".
Some spelt without the hypen, though the hypen always exists when verbally spoken.
Some spelt without the hypen, though the hypen always exists when verbally spoken.
Recently, the topic come-upped that the earth's magnetic field could be subject to an anomaly, as a result of the aligning of the planets, something that occurs every 26,000 years.
by therealizer August 7, 2018
Get the come-upped mug.Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.
By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.
Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.
Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Get the Thanks for coming to my TED Talk mug.come on joto..as in come on fag....you say it when someones talkin an it sounds like a lie...or you just don't feel like listenin to they ass
junior- aye bro..i finally split with my chick...i don't love that hoe...
me- come on jóts..everyone knows your sprung doans on that bitch..
me- come on jóts..everyone knows your sprung doans on that bitch..
by woohdehz October 2, 2007
Get the come on jóts mug.The party/event that homosexual people have when they "come out of the closet" in front of friends and/or family.
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