bladder brain

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.

While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"

by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019

gec on the brain

the state of being addicted to 100 gecs and their overall existence

"Why do you keep blasting 100 Gecs on repeat? Change the damn song already."
"Sorry man, I got a gec on the brain"

by cringealexmain October 19, 2020

crunchy brain

someone who comes up with genius ideas that are ultimately stupid

making a glory hole in a cardboard square for social distancing is crunchy brain activity

by kaheehee October 5, 2020

Boofy Brain

The feeling of mental and cognitive exhaustion after completely a mentally demanding task; such as a long test, similar to how Boofy’s brain acts all the time.

Damn bro I took the SAT today and had Boofy Brain for a solid hour and a half. I couldn’t do anything

by Eyote0145 December 4, 2021

CLOGGED BRAIN

STUPID, DAMN, IDIOT, USELESS, AIRHEAD

PLEASE HIRE A PLUMBER TO CLEAR YOUR CLOGGED BRAIN.

by GHENYGHEN April 18, 2010

batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.

Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain

by MSDorset December 20, 2022

Concert Brain

'Concert brain' is something that occurs any time between a day before a concert to the day after a concert. It Involves songs by the performer(s) being stuck in your head and/or wanting to dance or imitate the dance moves performed by the performer(s). Effects may vary from person to person.

Friend: "That Imagine Dragons concert yesterday was amazing"
Friend2: "Yeah! I haven't stopped listening to their CD! I think I still have Concert Brain"

by BubblyButton July 20, 2015