why don’t i have a boyfriend yet

Cuz you single Af or u have no mans

“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl

Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet

by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Boyfriend

A boyfriend is someone who makes you feel like you are there world, someone who makes you feel like you are the only one he'll ever want. A boyfriend is someone who makes you happy and you have butterflies in your stomach everytime you talk to him who makes you the happiest person in the world and who loves you for you and you are comfortable around them no matter what. A boyfriend is someone who means the world to you and you mean the world to them. Your boyfriend is someone who loves and respects you like you do for them and they love you unconditionally.

My boyfriend is the best i love being around him because hes so sweet and loving.

by Arianna Simonelli September 18, 2018

Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who claims he really likes/loves you and gives you loads of attention om certain days. Often when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.

“Josh finally texted me back lastnight after four weeks saying how he loves me!”

“Seriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits him”

by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018

Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.

“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”

“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”

by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018

National Boyfriend’s Day

August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉

Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride

by ijustwantlove2763 August 9, 2022

my boyfriend

i love love love love love my boyfriend!!!! :) hes so cool and has poofy hair that can turn into 2 tiny pigtails

someone: wheres the tall guy that always follows you around today?
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!

someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours

by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022