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MATETAS BOWL 

You are a MATETAS BOWL if you contain about 8 of the 10 symptoms

1. Long term memory loss apparently you May experience forgetting everything that happened in the past and you make it seem like you didn’t do nun wrong and changing stories to make it seem like you’re perfect.
2. White Supremisist ideas and political beliefs

3. Raciest towards any Latino or black person and often discriminates them.
4. A Latino that can’t speak Spanish for shit and don’t really understand it.
5. Un pinche basura 🗑 in fortnite on everything like shooting, building, iq, anything else

6. Sore loser often complains and rages like a lil ass baby when he loses and tries so hard to get his poor revenge

7. Long ass hairline

8. No hairstyle

9. A indoor ass nerd

10. Last but not least wears shitty clothes that thinks they’re good.
1. Hi I’m Latino
¿Oye y tu hablas español?
No soy un MATETAS BOWL
2.tries to wear something good for a imperticular event*
What the fuck are you wearing stop being a MATETAS BOWL
3. why you keep watching “black” youtubers and speaking Spanish

Because I’ll do whatever the fuck I want MATETAS BOWL

Butt Bowl 

The act of making someone’s asshole really large and putting food in and eating them out of the asshole
Did you hear Trentin and Jake making a butt bowl last night? It was loud and squishy
Butt Bowl by Rée rée rey May 31, 2020

super bowl 54 

Fun to watch, but doubt I’ll ever remember it.
Tony Romo: That was a fun night. What exactly happened though?
Jim Nantz: Super Bowl 54 happened
super bowl 54 by marquiseschuster November 25, 2020

striping the bowl 

Depositing in a toilet a fudgy dreadnought that leaves an arty spiral mark inside after flushing.
After my morning double latte, I spent the next 20 minutes reading The Onion while striping the bowl.
striping the bowl by Witness10mm October 4, 2005

Washing the bowl out 

Going to the bathroom at work.
"Phew, that was a big meal, looks like I'll be washing the bowl out"

Last Call Bowl 

A bowl pack of marijuana that is to be smoked before ending the smoke session. This is prominently the case before going to bed or ending the night.
"Hey guys, it's getting late, I'm gonna pack a last call bowl, anyone want in?"