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Johnson Twist

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
mugGet the Johnson Twistmug.

johnson's hair

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
mugGet the johnson's hairmug.

Ryan Johnson

A perfect man with a big ass, but small dick caused by being raised between Alabama and Florida
by Hellhound77 February 6, 2024
mugGet the Ryan Johnsonmug.

Thick Johnson

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.
by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018
mugGet the Thick Johnsonmug.

SC Johnson

An all-encompassing term that can be used to refer to one's ass crack, scrotum, and penis at once.

S = Sack
C = Crack
Johnson = Penis
Richard: I used a new trimmer on my SC Johnson last night, and it went better than expected.
Alex: Have you ever tried using Nair? It works pretty well for mine.
by wlofa August 12, 2025
mugGet the SC Johnsonmug.

Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.
"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)
by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022
mugGet the Johnsonmug.

vincent johnson

Tall guy, lives in Ohio, and eats Twinkie stuffed horses
Omg that guy is such a Vincent johnson
by Some random teen kid April 20, 2018
mugGet the vincent johnsonmug.

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