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Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
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Breana Johnson

Breana leeann johnson is a sweet powerful young girl who has tje power to read others mind.She is shy but has a strong power of vocabulary
Girl-who is Breana Johnson?

She is a girl of her word
by Zoe lavern January 14, 2020
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Teagan Johnson

See that girl there she's a total Teagan Johnson
by Qunicy Jones January 19, 2020
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Johnson

Literally anything. Johnson can be used to replace any word you can think of. No matter the word, Johnson will be able to replace it in any context.
(Someone may have hit a homerun) “Dang Matty, that man just hit a Johnson.”
(Juul) “Yo pass the Johnson, I need a hit!”
by Johnson slayer January 23, 2020
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A Bobby Johnson

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020
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misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
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The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off
The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!
by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020
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