Jordan

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.

Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan

by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019

Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

Jordan

a (vegan)

He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan

by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019

Jordan Hannah

No one likes her.

This person's as dumb as Jordan Hannah

by Jesus Christ is my neighbor February 20, 2019

Sr. Jordan

Random guy who teaches Spanish

Noboday:
Random Spanish Teacher: Sr. Jordan~ Me gusta mucho.

by hidsonWujdo February 26, 2019

Jordan

that gay asian

"Look at that Jordan over there"

by EJ The DJ February 28, 2019

jordan

Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.

Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha

by jewowner March 7, 2019