zombie nap

When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything

You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.

by Jiggy_new_shoes July 21, 2017

Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.

Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.

by Numerati December 9, 2024

Zombie

noun
plural noun: zombies
1.
a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.
synonyms: living dead, undead, walking dead, soulless corpse

"why is he walking around like a zombie?"

by Hisbabygurl7131998 December 20, 2017

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

Zombie Hand

When a girl kisses your hand and you decide you never want to wash it again after that. So her kiss stays on your hand as well as the bacteria from her lips making your hand a “Zombie Hand”.

That teen boy’s crush kissed his hand the other day he said he never wants to wash that hand again after she kissed his hand so now he has a “Zombie Hand”.

by Vielee August 28, 2023

White Zombie

A type of individual that is addicted to cocaine; this individual will likely be joined by others of their kind and weasel their way in to any social situation that gets them closer to their fix.

I’m gonna have an after party at closing time, not sure who’s gonna come, besides the white zombies who know I’m holding.

by gator slicer 69 June 23, 2022

Zombie

DJ Dre (Andry) on Ice radio. a species of zombie that does not sleep, and if it decides to sit in the same place; let it be only for 1 hour and start at 5 AM. Losrrr

Person: Hey Andry when do you go to sleep!?
Andry: well i go to sleep at 5, but i'll be up before 7.
Person; J00 Zombie!!!!

by 7l-lF\ l>/-\/\/l)3/\/\1( October 14, 2008