turdlet

A tiny turd. Usually prompting disappointment.

I thought I'd lay some cable, but that turd was more of a turdlet.

by Winweasel March 28, 2015

Turkey in the straw

A penis ( and testicles) surrounded by pubic hair.

Hey babe, check-out this turkey in the straw that I've got here... gobble-gobble-gobble... hmm...?

by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016

tuckled

(adj.) Ready to go to sleep and surrounded by love. Become tuckled by doing your bedtime routine, then having your loved one snuggle with you in bed or kiss you and tell you good night.

1) It's late, let's get tuckled.

2) That baby is completely tuckled; I even sang to him until he fell asleep.

by amilynn December 1, 2016

Turkey Shot

Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go

"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out

Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao

Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!

by Jerkmyturkey November 11, 2019

Turkey

Once an example of secular democracy in the Middle East, Turkey is now heading towards a theocracy thanks to the election of Erdogan who symphasises with the terrorist group Hamas that wants an Islamic state in Palestine and to eradicate Israel.

Turkey used to be a progressive country and a role model for the entire region, but since Erdogan became president, it is becoming more religious and conservative.

by IceChill789 August 9, 2021

Cold Turkey

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.

Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!

by IDlOT August 21, 2011

Cold Turkey

In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.

"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"

by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 6, 2016