The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.

"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016

thumb dribble

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words

at a time

…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.

- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.

by Stivchik April 22, 2019

Thumb fumble

The act of accidentally "dropping" or attaching an unwanted picture to a text message

"Just saw that second photo, was she ogling over the ridiculous amount of beers?"

No, thumb fumble on adding that.

by spenger April 14, 2011

Kentucky thumb

A sex position where a stud from Kentucky uses his thumb in order to plug a hole.

You're getting the thumb tonight...the Kentucky thumb.

by ForBrandonHerrera May 20, 2021

Three fingers up with thumb pointer and middle finger

You do graffiti

Did you saw that Genis had three fingers up with thumb pointer and middle finger

Yea! That means he does graffiti

by Dagraff November 3, 2022

The Kentucky thumb

Putting a thumb in your anus to stimulate the vasovagal response to the point to slow your heart rate down to prevent shock or death from bleeding, can also be used for pleasure also.

Put the Kentucky thumb in it.

by Nightmed May 20, 2021

m1 thumb

When you get your thumb stuck in the chamber while you reload an M1 Garand.

Yesterday me and the boys were shootin' the ol' M1 and I got the M1 thumb.

by bootyslammer777 June 9, 2019