The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021
Get the kick the spoonmug. An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.
by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 22, 2024
Get the Rusty Spoonsmug. A rock band formed in the mid-1960's. Initially, the band was composed of four members, as follows:
-John Sebastian (born March 17, 1944)
-Zal Yanovsky (December 19, 1944 - December 13, 2002) (Yes, that is his real name)
-Joe Butler (Born September 16, 1941)
-Steve Boone (date of birth unknown)
They were known for their very happy and upbeat songs, some slow, some fast. They were extremely popular during their heyday, with even The Beatles citing them as an inspiration for at least one of their songs (namely, "Good Day Sunshine"). Paul McCartney in particular is a huge fan of them, and so are the Kinks' Davies brothers.
Their success was short-lived, however, due to legal issues and other problems; John Sebastian left the band in 1968 to pursue a (rather unsuccessful) solo career, and things went downhill from there. Despite finding a replacement in fellow musicians and brothers Jim and Jerry Yester, they disbanded in 1969 after only four years together.
However, in 1991, the band reunited. John Sebastian did not return, although he briefly joined them in a one-off reunion in 2000 and again in 2020. Jerry Yester was kicked out in 2017 after it was discovered that he is a child predator (and now a registered sex offender). Despite this, the band continues to perform under the leadership of the two remaining original members, Boone and Butler.
-John Sebastian (born March 17, 1944)
-Zal Yanovsky (December 19, 1944 - December 13, 2002) (Yes, that is his real name)
-Joe Butler (Born September 16, 1941)
-Steve Boone (date of birth unknown)
They were known for their very happy and upbeat songs, some slow, some fast. They were extremely popular during their heyday, with even The Beatles citing them as an inspiration for at least one of their songs (namely, "Good Day Sunshine"). Paul McCartney in particular is a huge fan of them, and so are the Kinks' Davies brothers.
Their success was short-lived, however, due to legal issues and other problems; John Sebastian left the band in 1968 to pursue a (rather unsuccessful) solo career, and things went downhill from there. Despite finding a replacement in fellow musicians and brothers Jim and Jerry Yester, they disbanded in 1969 after only four years together.
However, in 1991, the band reunited. John Sebastian did not return, although he briefly joined them in a one-off reunion in 2000 and again in 2020. Jerry Yester was kicked out in 2017 after it was discovered that he is a child predator (and now a registered sex offender). Despite this, the band continues to perform under the leadership of the two remaining original members, Boone and Butler.
The Lovin' Spoonful is a very underrated band, although many people think that they're just not the same without John Sebastian.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2022
Get the The Lovin' Spoonfulmug. Another name for finger nails due to them being very useful when it comes to scooping bogeys from the nostrils.
by Jimbo Baggins March 12, 2025
Get the Bogey spoonsmug. by ItzLuci August 12, 2018
Get the Spoonmug. by ersea April 19, 2013
Get the Spoon Scrapermug. Liam: "I have a strange fear of spoons."
The Boys: *Laugh*
Harry: *Makes some sort of awkward spoon shape with his hand*
Liam: "Ever since I was little- *sees Harry's hand* that doesn't resemble a spoon at all"
The Boys: *Laugh*
Harry: *Makes some sort of awkward spoon shape with his hand*
Liam: "Ever since I was little- *sees Harry's hand* that doesn't resemble a spoon at all"
by ayr_snommisztif November 29, 2020
Get the Spoonmug.