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Christmas Gin Challenge

A game predominately enjoyed by university students during the month of December. Each house-mate needs a Christmas themed hat and one bottle of Tesco value gin shared between the whole house/flat (the cheaper and more disgusting the better).

How to play: The Christmas gin must be kept in the living room/communal area along with a shot glass. From the first of December every housemate- if they want to enter the living room- must first wear their xmas themed hat. If they are caught by another house-mate- for however brief a time- without their hat- then they must do a forfeit of a single shot of gin. This continues throughout the month of December or until all the gin is gone.

For hard-core enthusiasts the boundaries can be extended to the kitchen and hallways.

Cheap gin is used because there is not a person alive who enjoys the taste of cheap gin straight- especially if you get caught out with your morning cornflakes ;)
Everyone got their stuff ready for Christmas Gin Challenge this year?

Mate lets do Christmas Gin starting tomorrow I've not gonna get caught out this time
by ZZ1990 December 1, 2014
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Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
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christmas cathlic

A Catholic that attends service one a year
As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service
by James A Gillies November 20, 2020
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Diverticulitis Christmas

When your colon is soooo full from all the holiday food and drinking that your colonic pockets fill up and get infected so bad that you have to go to the hospital
Diverticulitis Christmas: As in “damn that turkey, gravy, stuffing, cheese puffs, red wine, cranberry sauce, trifle, and Christmas cookies were so good that I plugged myself up and got diverticulitis.”
by SantaTurkey December 23, 2023
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Christmas Derangement Syndrome

Christmas Derangement Syndrome describes a fanatical and borderline psychotic obsession with all things "Christmas," specifically the American style celebration which centers around mindless consumerism and the glorification of kitsch. This celebration has little to do with the birth of one Jesus of Nazareth, the prominent figure in Judeo-Christianity.

Symptoms of CDS are as follows

1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real

There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
by ProteasNG November 29, 2024
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african christmas

kwanzaa. It is celebrated by the most gangsta thug yn's in the wide world of texas
"Yo fat bitch, you coming over to celebrate african christmas?"
"Please kill yourself."
by Assblaster Bitch February 22, 2025
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Christmas Crazy

Sugar, candy and presents fuel this rage of greed. Christmas crazy usually starts from the time one wakes up on Christmas morning and begins opening their stockings and eating candy but symptoms have been known to manifest in some subjects all year round. Known symptoms are; apathy, greed, selfishness and hyperactivity. Not subject to only human victims.
Hey, why is your cat acting psycho and climbing up through the middle of you Christmas tree?

I don't know, he must be Christmas crazy.
by Satori55 December 12, 2010
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