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New Jersey

The Best State in the country! People that hate New Jersey are true lusers. This state is the best for a million reasons. One reason is because it has the best beaches in the world. Another reason it is the best is becuase every part of NJ is REALLY REALLY REALLY rich! It is also the wealthiest and most expenicive state to live in! (average home cost in NJ is over $700,000!!!!!!) Thats Hott.
Q: Where you from?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Jeez, you must be super rich.
by Katie Morei May 13, 2005
mugGet the New Jerseymug.

New P'Acne

Short for "New Pussy Acne" and pronounced "new-PACK-knee". It's when you are with a new lady and due to the eating of the new pussy you get an acne breakout around your chin and at the sides of your mouth.
After I hooked up with LaTisha I had New P'Acne for like, 3 months!
by bettysaidwot February 25, 2009
mugGet the New P'Acnemug.

New Rochelle

were French, Jewish,Mexican,Italian and African American people try but fail to live in harmony creating a dip shit high school and for some reason asshole mother fuckers from the Bronx are always starting fights at the movie complex downtown. (New Roc City)
Did you see Shaniqua, she just got jumped in New Roc city.(New Rochelle)
by egr eg June 30, 2011
mugGet the New Rochellemug.

New Canaan

EVERYONE says ohhhhh New Canaan people have nothing better to do then drive around in their porches but honestly, New Canaan might be wealthy but were just as nice as people in Stamford or Norwalk or Wilton you name it... and sure teenagers might drink but that happens everywhere! id like to say comment 28 was untrue and offensive. one of my friends actually has a half basket ball court inside her house, but other friends have normal houses just like anyone else in most of the world... i live in New Canaan and I'm not un thankful or anything I'm more than happy i live where i live but i just wish New Canaan didn't get judged as the rich town or people didn't get judged as snotty millionaires.
"oh New Canaan is so rich! I'm happy i don't live there because if i did id be snotty like the other kids that live there"

really! please don't judge by the money were just like you guys...
by lizzy4361 July 2, 2012
mugGet the New Canaanmug.

New Light

Someone who won't make the public event heroic, and or won't get the rez.
Friend: did you get your Heroic Public event bounty done.
You: no there was a new light
by Fullmaester November 19, 2020
mugGet the New Lightmug.

ass news

(ass news) being fired, ect, being on the receiving end of bad news, (example) steve went in to the office today only to receive ass news. (the boss informed him that he was fired )
steve went in to the office today only to receive ass news. (the boss informed him that he was fired )
by Peewee123 July 10, 2014
mugGet the ass newsmug.

quake news

updates on earthquakes.
We live on the San Andreas fault, so we check the quake news quite frequently.
by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018
mugGet the quake newsmug.

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